goodr RG Workin' It From Home

BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Is blue light bad for your eyes? That's a trick question. We have no f#^#ing idea. But SOME scientists say it causes eye strain, fatigue, headaches & tail growth. So just to be safe, we made these glasses with the ability to block blue light.

HOME GYMS ARE SO EXPENSIVE!
Just work out in a game. The system will set you back like $400, and games are like $80 each, plus you need the online subscription to challenge friends, which is a monthly charge... Wait, where were we going with this? Oof. Well, at least Blue Mirage glasses are cheap and protect your eyes from intense workouts AND intense credit card swiping.

Made For:

• Gaming

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. NO BLUE LIGHT. ALL FUN.

1 BLUE MIRAGE TECHNOLOGY
Our blue light blocking lenses definitely block blue light. The jury is out on whether blue light actually hurts our eyes or not, but who cares? You look important in these, so go ahead and block those nasty blue light rays.

2 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

3 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

4 ALL FASHION
Look like a model while you’re gaming. Isn’t that why you’re taking all those selfies?

5 NO SPOILED EASTER EGGS
No one wearing goodrs with Blue Mirage Technology has ever left a dyed egg out past it’s expiration date. They have, however, ruined many in-game surprises for people.