goodr CG Strange Things Are Afoot At The Circle G
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
THERE ARE A LOT OF LESSONS TO BE LEARNED
...from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, but mostly it’s this: Always trust strangers. A crazy old man appears out of thin air and gives you a time machine? Hell yes you’re going on an adventure! Two strangely dressed boys from the future (who don’t speak your language) want to take you away from everything you’ve ever known on a moment’s notice? Of course you’re going to start dating them! The caveat is that you never trust a strange robot from the future (but that’s a lesson for a bogus journey).