goodr CG It's Not Black It's Obsidian
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
INTRODUCING IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN.
...our all new obsidian on obsidian Circle Gs. By definition, obsidian is the hard, dark, glass-like volcanic rock formed by the rapid solidification of lava without crystallization. It's the perfect name for our hipster-y-est style, since by definition a hipster is the hard, dark, glass-like person formed by the rapid solidification of personality without self-actualization.