goodr CG Influencers Pay Double
WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE
Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL
Whatever persona you're channeling, we guarantee no one wearing Circle G goodrs has ever been mistaken for not being cool. Or dope. Or whatever the lit people are saying these days.
"HEY, CAN YOU TAG ME IN THAT POST?"
Why do all the people with all the money and already living their dreams get all the free stuff? They’re the ones who can afford to pay for it. If you ask us, that’s ass-backwards. Influencers should not only have to pay, they should have to pay double.Lucky for them, if they need more luck, these would still only be $80 at double the price, which is about 1/7th the full-price of those stupid free guccis they’re usually wearing.