goodr LFG Smaller is Baller

LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER

Don't you hate it when people try to shame you for being smaller?! Psh, joke is on them!!! For example, we can buy designer duds in a children's size large, which just means we look fierce AND have more $$$ left over for extra margaritas, AND can still afford to ship ourselves cross country to our best friend's house in a cardboard box. See? #SmallerisBaller.

Made For:

• Running

Great For:

• Beasting
• Biking

NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.

3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).

SMALLER IS BALLER

You know that song that goes something like "I wanna be a baller, I wish I was a little bit taller"?

Psh, whatever!!! We already know, but maybe you don't...

Smaller is Baller

Like these new smaller sunnies for ballers with smaller heads.